What do you think Uncle Donkey should invest in if he had $1,000 to invest?

If I had $1,000 to invest what should I put it towards? Should I invest in merch for my website/blog and brand it as Uncle Donkey’s Tales? Should I do it and rather than put the name of the site on it just use a little picture? Should I invest in resale instead? Or should I do something different entirely? Please please if you ever comment on my page now is the time I need your opinion. Please comment and let me know what you think I should do. Thanks!